treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

estrogenical treachery

Any woman who is on the rag or just generaly a total bitch. Women are gay.

Blast you and your estrogenical treachery Hillary Clinton.

by Bob Edwards December 25, 2007

TheFag

TheFag, an alternative for the worst singer alive. His/her name rhymes with Mustin Sheber.

This name was created so that the haters of this person would no longer give him more recognition by mentioning his name in hate messages on youtube, etc.

"My ears are bleeding because some stupid teenage bitch was playing TheFag's music out loud," said Jim.

by Lin20 November 3, 2010

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

Treadneck

Treadneck - Nascar fan. Treadneck in its noun form is also a term for a Nascar driver.

(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.

(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!

by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007