miami traffic

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC

Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!

by Nikko May 5, 2005

trafficky

The condition of having a large amount of traffic on a road.

This road is extrememly trafficky.

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

traffic

drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.

check out all the traffic at Bobs house

by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.

Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.

by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009

ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

by the chigger April 23, 2004