totally nowhere

When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity

Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where plus places they wouldn't be, they're like totally nowhere!

by Whoolee December 30, 2004

totally magnum

something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible

dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!

that's totally magnum bro!

by xtomedgex July 11, 2010

total boredom

The psychological result currently happening to people around the world from being quarantined at home to minimize the spread of a Corona virus.

This covid19 pandemic has forced me to create around 20 new words on Urban dictionary. This is total boredom. 😷🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020

total idiot

One of the highest rankings of Idiot attainable. People normally associated with this ranking are called Rachel.

"Look at that total idiot over there trying to milk a brick".

"I know, her name is clearly Rachel"

by Little badger face August 5, 2014

T Total

A person that does not drink for reasons such as; not liking alcohol or stopping drinking.

My friend isn't drinking anymore, he's going t total.

by Goooose February 24, 2011

totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

by jac17 December 9, 2008

total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005