Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

Topped

1. Done, finished in general
2. To Finish a drink, typically alchohol

1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.

by b-eazy August 20, 2006

toppers

The sexual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie breasts.

That chick was only half slutty; she only gave toppers.

by Professional Cyborg December 25, 2007

Toppenish Middle School

Toppenish Middle School is a middle school in well.. toppenish. its pretty shitty especially since everyones hormones are acting up. some mfs think its cool to vape and others be having sex in the bathroom stalls but ykyk life is just like that ig.

Person: Yo did you go to Toppenish Middle School?

Person: yes, please don't make me remember that horrid school.

by urmomsbffls November 4, 2021

trans topper

Someone who got a sex change but only the top half of the body. For example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no boobs and facial hair but still a vagina.

Logan became way more attractive after he became a trans topper

by Bothadeeznutz February 16, 2017

Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009