Lucas Simmons

Lucas Simmons aka licas aka reacas. Is a male specimen who thinks he has hops because he is apart of the basket ball community. “Black”. He thinks he’s all that cause he ball hawks but he buns. Thinks he’s on his “winter arc” but he just likes dudes. His girlfriend also broke up with him because he nigger

Lucas Simmons has zero huzz

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

Anna Simmons

Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)

Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT

by Stemma October 14, 2022

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 20, 2021

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023