Till the end of time<333

Ah good you're here. Let me continue. You have stolen my heart for some time now... And after a year of us being together through all of the shit we put each other through, I know that one day I want to grow old with you. I want to kiss you passionately even after I have a head full of grey and a bad case of dementia. Even then I'll know you're the one for me

Till the end of time<333 .... Till Death Do Us Part<3<3

by OnnieSimpre April 29, 2022

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single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 07, 2020

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fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.

I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!

by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021

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fake it till you make it

To fake excitement about a task or project. Usually used in military slang.

"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."

by William Burkhalter May 07, 2008

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fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.

Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."

by jsd9632 January 07, 2012

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