Slime trombone

weak definition of a hard cock during or after a blow job.

hard on boner erection slime trombone

by O'lee May 20, 2010

green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

ass trombone

fisting of the ass hole while making trumpet noises

So bobby last week I was giving Jeniffer the ass trombone when I started marching.

by Off camber January 4, 2018

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

Blowing a Trombone

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and then he farts.

Lacey was sucking Rick's dick so well, she ended up blowing a trombone when he farted... She had a standing ovation.

by EZvibes December 4, 2019