harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020

eyes bigger than belly

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

by Online Fan February 2, 2017

Pull a Taranto

1. (slang, Australia) The act of cyberstalking and investigating personal information about someone you know.

Person 1: That guy is really invested into finding information about his best mate’s sister.
Person 2: I think he’s going to pull a Taranto!

by gary69_ August 25, 2022

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

by barbarino April 18, 2005

I more than love you...

The feeling that overpowers your mind, soul, and body. My every breath is for YOU. I fall asleep thinking of u, I dream the WHOLE night about u, and I wake up for you, just in hopes to see you. My heart BELONGS to u, and beats at the same pace as yours. Without you, I'm lost, and with you, EVERY moment is complete BLISS. When I see or even think about seeing you, the butterflies are uncontrollable and my heart stops beating. You & God are the ONLY people keeping me sain, and are the only ones that I NEED & WANT in my life. When we kiss I get lost in a trance, OUR own world. You make me SENSLESS but all the same time ALL of my senses are fixed upon you! If you are happy regardless if it is will me I will be happy. I would sacrifice everything for you. YOU change the hurt others have made in my life. You made me have HOPE that my life can be how we imagined. I want to be your wife and mother of your children.YOU changed that and made me realize how HAPPY I could be if I had that with YOU. It hurts to be away from you & I CAN'T fall asleep without hearing YOUR voice everynight. I remember your EVERY word, and I can't ever forget your smile but everytime you DO smile it makes me fall IN LOVE with you all over again as if I was seeing u for the first time. Everything I do revolves around you, for you complete me. YOU are MY other half. You are my ETERNITY. My ALWAYS. Letting you go will NEVER ever be an option, Never giving up is my ONLY option.

Baby I more than love you... For eternity & always.

by Sandra Krystal Reid September 11, 2014

Better than nothing

Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.

"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."

by marydelta November 17, 2011