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a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.
friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
Theo by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021
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theo is the most beautiful and perfect human being on the planet. they’re so pretty and cute and smart and funny and i love them so so so so so much.He’s the brightest star, the sun looks dim before him and is jealous of his radiance. You see them and go “WOW WHO IS THAT?? I WISH THEY WERE MINE” but ha joke’s on you because he’s MINE and they’re my favorite favorite thing.
Someone:who is the prettiest person on the planet?

me: it’s definitely theo
theo by batsndaisies November 20, 2021
theo is honestly an amazing person and he's so cool and I think about him so much all the time I hope he lives an amazing life for how amazing he is.
I really love Theo
Theo by zzzzzzzjaspwrzzzz November 20, 2021
His name means god in Greek. He is the sweetest person there is. Handsome, so cute, shy, sensitive and funny. He guaranteed to put a smile on ur face.

He have the softest voice and touches you’ll ever know.
He may make mistakes but never hide them from u.
He will make u laugh despite the fact that you’re so mad and his tickles are the best. Theo is the greatest friend and greatest lover.

He doesn’t realize how much he means to you. Make sure to keep him forever.
Person 1- I am sad
Person 2- You need a Theo
Theo by its.moptop November 21, 2021
Mpampas toy trias
Theo fucks trias mum and trias himself.
Theo by Mpampassou November 21, 2021
Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.
Theo by Baby28 November 21, 2021
Theo is guy with gaigentic penis and everyone likes him
Omg, I fucked theo yesterday and I can't move three days..
Theo by Luca yathat November 22, 2021