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Longview Zoo

LongView Zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire ANY applicant. No matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.

You look around and see zoo animals as dancers.
Went to the Longview Zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.
by The K Doggie August 25, 2013
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Zoo Dyke

Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.
God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....
by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018
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zoo case

It's like a nut case, but to a much, much worse degree.
ur mom❤️❤️❤️❤️ is a zoo case, she won't shut the hell up!
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Zoo Booty

A person who hasn't washed their butt, and has a foul odor like the animals in the zoo
Omgoodness that's foul he/she smells like a zoo booty
by MMGJ September 7, 2019
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Nyob Zoo

The Hmong word for “Hello”, or “Greetingspronounced (NYA-ZHONG)
Nyob zoo koj nyob li cas lawm. (Hello how are you doing?)
by immortal taisi June 23, 2022
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Zookie zoo

A zookie zoo is a bae
Him: zooks I’m mad

Her: zookie zoo

whyy youu mad for
by Msanime lover June 20, 2022
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Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present
by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018
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