wombatting

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)
* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.
by spacejunkie August 21, 2008
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slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina
We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.
by Luke L. June 19, 2006
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Wombat

An unattractive female. "Wom" may be used as an abbreviation.
"You were so drunk last night, you almost went home with a wombat."
by D_Haze April 25, 2005
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sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"
by Richardwrighteighteen April 01, 2006
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The Wombat Foundation

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.
by Billyroxmysox April 28, 2008
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Sexy Wombat

describes the ultra-smooth, ultra sexy Michael Greyeyes when he starred in the movie Stolen Women, Captured Hearts
Dang, that boy is a sexy wombat.
Oh, you sexy wombat!
by Buddy Z February 17, 2009
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Wombat Typhoon

Getting violently gang-banged by a posse of large Australian men
Oy mate! The blokes and I tossed back a few too many Fosters last night and gave Sheila a wombat typhoon!
by DanR January 02, 2008
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