colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.

Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR

by dj radness August 5, 2009

Polar bear challenge

An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink

you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.

by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022

Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019

Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.

Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 March 2, 2023

polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014