Zion Moment

When a person shows Lack of knowledge and understanding to what’s given to them.

Person 1: Bro I lost my Airpods all the way in Concord High school *shows map of where it is*

Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?

Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment

by Zion Moment January 20, 2022

zion toastie

Israeli slang literally meaning 'cock sandwich' (not the chicken kind).

He stuffed his zion toastie in her mouth.

by iseedeadpeople September 02, 2008

Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.

"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself

by Bob George January 13, 2005

Zion Lacroix

A Turkish electronic musical artist and director, best known for his repetitive lo-fi music and short films.

I wanna keep hitting her booty like Zion Lacroix hits that drum kick; deep and strong.

by yeah suck my bird baby October 22, 2019

Mt. Zion

A small town in central illinois, with cornfields abundant. Population around 5000.

Hopefully leaving Mt. Zion, there is nothing to do here.

by kkkkkarlyk June 17, 2011

Zioning Out

The act of leaving work well before the scheduled out time.

"Hey guys, since we have 4 closers tonight, I think I am going to be Zioning Out.

by MightyMish June 25, 2013

Zion Kuwonu

the hottest man alive he is currently dating Majesty Carter. and there sooo cute together

girl1: have u seen Zionesty?
Girl2: Yea duh Zion Kuwonu and majesty r so cute
Malu: Noooooooo

by lolandromeda October 13, 2019