tongue boner

when you are kissing someone and all of a sudden their tongue gets stiff and hard like a boner.

Dude, I was kissing him last night, and all of a sudden he shoved his tongue boner in my mouth.

by redtoken November 22, 2011

Butt Tongue

This is either really bad breath, as in, breath that tastes like a butt, or a physical malformation where one has a tongue protruding from one's anus.

Butt Tongue:

"peee yeeew, you've got some serious butt tongue"
or
"anal with a chick that has butt tongue is hawt!"

by Bigsby333 July 19, 2016

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

fat tongue

thirsty or dehydrated to where your tongue feels like it's taking up your whole mouth.

Macie, I have fat tongue. Lets go get something to drink.

by yoshmacang September 26, 2009

Tongue Sex

when two tongues dance around in circle in ones mouth and it becomes so good, you start to make little noises.

Dude, are they making out?

No, they're having tongue sex!

by Funny Kidd November 9, 2009

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010

Jose Tongue

Condition from trucker sucking

Jose tongue has crevices like rivers. It caused from trucker sucking.

by BreezyBoyd April 25, 2022