pain olympics

A groop of guys that compete in torturous games that cut of their penis and nuts
Guy 1: did you see the pain olympics. Guy 2: no. Guy 1: you gotta see it its the most discusting thing ever. Guy 2: oo that's crazy guy 3:jay wizzys mad cool and he runs new bedford chea toasty
by jay wizzy May 11, 2009
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snapper olympics

a snapper is small bowl smoked out of a bong. the snapper olympics is clearing a snapper then loading another and the next breath in is hitting the next bowl. you repeat this process until you cannot clear the bowl or choke or run out of weed.
hey man I jus bought a zip, wanna try and beat me at the snapper olympics?
by Ifuckdumbbitches November 03, 2007
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Olympic Bandwagon

The feeling people get of becoming a fan of certain sports that nobody gives a fuck about besides during the Olympics. The feeling of not giving a shit about this "sport" goes back to not caring after the Olympics are over.
Person 1-Yeah man, I was watching some curling last name, I was really hoping we could bring home the gold for that event, fuck I'm pissed!
Person 2-....Way to hop on the Olympic bandwagon, champ.
by Ziiiiigggyyy March 01, 2010
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Olympic Gay

The tendency of some American male Olympic hopefuls competing for medals in individual figure-skating to wear campy costumes (even more sequined than the Asian skaters'), or tight, self-designed get-ups in the most fashionable colors, usually showing a broader bodice with no chest hair, but more boob than the more run-of-the-mill glitzy skater's costume.

This tendency is sometimes accompanied by demands of the sort observed at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, if not earlier, for special favors such as switching rooms in the athletes' dorm to bunk with a special friend. On the ice, when they perform well, they look fabulous and the viewer can feel the narcissism coming through the television; when they perform poorly, they look fabulous despite the gaffes and the viewer can nonetheless feel the nacissism coming through the television, often simultaneous with oblique on-air comment by the network's sports journalist referencing their "controversial" pre-rink behavior.
"Jeremy, I can't believe what I just saw! That American kid made such a poor showing. He fell on his ass and didn't even make the top fifteen. But he strutted off the ice, mugging for the cameras, and looking like he was about to burst the leather straps holding his vest together out of sheer pride or sheer gall."

"Chad," there just ain't no gay like USA Olympic Gay."
by al-in-chgo February 19, 2010
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special olympics

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by Super Handicaped Man June 06, 2019
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going to the olympics

"having sex"
gold-straight sex
silver-oral sex
bronze-handjob
didn't place-making out
"so are you going to the olympics tonight?"
"yeah i'm hoping to place gold, but i'll probably get bronze"
by kevin collin and vince January 04, 2006
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Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.
Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
by Jobin87 February 28, 2010
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