Matthews Mum

Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.

If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!

Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us

Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth

by The God of Cod August 23, 2020

Cum Mum

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure

Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night

by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020

Keep mum

To keep your mouth shut

I keep mum, buddy

by Traldi October 16, 2019

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Morgz Mum

a piece of shit mum who wants the morgz channel for money

"Are you morgz mum."
"No i dont want all that fucking money that my son makes."

by Gaurav from Cheyne December 10, 2019

Wing mum

When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...

Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...

Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.

by Johnny Blak February 26, 2009

robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

by Jim July 18, 2006