Grandpa Grudie

Your classic boyfriend or your hot grandpa or if your lucky both.

Your grandpa grudie is hotttt.

by scapooty June 28, 2019

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Bitchin' Grandpa

A slang term for a super-cool old guy

"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"

by Dude Bros. Inc. August 17, 2012

Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 8, 2017

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

by Isaristh November 6, 2013

Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 30, 2019