Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

sugar grandpa

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022

Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 30, 2019

GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

lemonade grandpa

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023