fork off

The suitable-for-all-audiences version of “Fuck Off”.

—Dude, I told you, you should've listened to me.
—Fork off, you didn't say a word.

by vp sp4 March 26, 2017

fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

Fork Test

A visual assessment one makes when determining if a minor, typically an underage girl, is worth the risk of incarceration in exchange for an evening of debauchery.

Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.

Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.

by DarthIbis November 1, 2010

Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.

I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.

by The Third Place April 26, 2003

drill-fork

part drill, part fork, mostly fork

I ate spaghetti with my drill-fork.

by mikofthewat October 26, 2007

Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 6, 2018