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Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
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testiclats

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.
"She went straight for the testiclats"
by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005
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Testiculature

The shape and firmness of one's testicles.
"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."
by McGarnagle October 3, 2005
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Testoculars

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.
"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-
by EZA January 12, 2008
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Testicularnovaginus

When a female employee over compensates to try and
be like the boys. Often caused by "Daddy issues".
Started in Print shops in Minnesota in the 1990s,
this condition often causes screws, nuts, and bolts to
snap off. Also know as a repair debutant.
Debbie over tightens everything because she suffers from
testicularnovaginus.
by Butch Clever September 13, 2011
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testicular exoskeleton

The structure that gives balls firmness
I don't get as close a shave when my scrote is firm. Because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don't get shorn that short.
by Rabbit543 May 15, 2014
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testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.
"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."
by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017
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