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Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
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Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.
Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
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Tesla

Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Nikola Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Nikola Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, Robotics, Fluorescent light bulb, Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Nikola Tesla!
by mahesh.3654745 December 30, 2019
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Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.
"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
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Nikola Tesla

To simply put it, he was one of the greatest minds that ever lived. He developed the modern electrical system of alternating current, which powers much of the modern world. Tesla was an ethnic Serbian born in the Austro-Hungarian empire in 1856, and moved to the US in the late 1800s. He was also extremely asocial and reclusive, and is believed to have died a virgin.
Nikola Tesla may have been the smartest person to ever live, and certainly one of the most impactful on society.
by This is my handle okay July 6, 2025
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