Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
Get the Tesla Graveyardmug. Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Vukasin Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Vukasin Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, , Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
by Taj sam January 9, 2018
Get the Teslamug. Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
Get the Stole Teslamug. A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
Get the Tesla Tuesdaymug. by Djkeagen April 17, 2023
Get the teslamug. This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.
by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 5, 2021
Get the FIREY TESLA CRASHmug. Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo
by anonymous June 19, 2025
Get the Tesla Logomug.