Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

Tesla roping

When a team of two vehicles (usually large pickups) chases and captures a Tesla robotaxi by positioning in front and behind to control its speed and force submission. The goal is to trigger the car to signal distress and enter teleoperation as quickly as possible.

Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!

by feeleymyballs May 20, 2025

Tesla Logo

Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo

*woman on tiktok wearing tight shorts*
man: “i see tesla logo”

by anonymous June 19, 2025

Tesla’d

To have ones small undersized fascist testes booted in

She tesla’d that Nazi

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025