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pants tent 

The extra material around the crotch of a pair of pants that bunches up when the wearer sits down, making it seem as if he (or she?) is having an erection.
I wasn't excited, it was the pants tent!
pants tent by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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pitching a tent 

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
pitching a tent by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Crap Tent 

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.
Crap Tent by chlojen January 18, 2009

estrogen tent 

an estrogen tent is a party in which the females out number the males 10:1. estrogen tents usually include really geeky girls or drama girls who have parties and invite a few boys to seem "daring" or "sexy". these parties are very boring.
person a-"damn me and person b are the only dudes at this party"

person b- "yeah person a theres at least 20 girls here and two dudes"

person a-"this is a damn estrogen tent!"

person b- "lets beat feet!"
estrogen tent by dadrummer July 4, 2009

jerk tent 

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.
jerk tent by biglerm April 22, 2011

soggy tent 

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.
"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."
soggy tent by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014