Tennis Player 

Slang for a bisexual person.

Origin: Tennis players are known to have the ability to swing both ways - just like how a bisexual "swings both ways" too.

Example 1: Guy A makes a pass at Guy B. Guy B says, "Sorry dude, I don't play tennis!"

Example 2: "Man, WTF? You're a Tennis Player?"

Tennis Player by J. Turner November 9, 2008

tennis anyone? 

What rich, spoiled, white people say with a sweater wrapped around their neck holding a tennis racket before a round of tennis

Jennifer: Where is Cory at?
Cory: I'm right here...I was at daddys house helping him decide whether to take the Mercedes out or the Bentley for a drive.....Awwww...I'm so exhausted snookums........tennis anyone?....

tennis anyone? by Shredder salad225 August 27, 2011

Tennis Balls 

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

Tennis Balls by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

tennis fag 

Someone who groans, similarly to the moaning during male masterbation ejaculation, while playing tennis. They would like to think that every tennis ball is an old man's furry balls.

Clint: Ooh Uber shot!
normal: I'm going to quit tennis now because of you, Tennis fag

tennis fag by nazilover April 29, 2008

Tennis Elbow Douchebag 

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

Tennis Elbow Douchebag by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Tennis Grand Slam 

The original term for a player winning all four of the major tennis Championships (the Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon and US Open during the same calendar year.

Recently, this term has been bastardized by the media and others to include bogus combinations such as "non-calendar year Grand Slam", "career Grand Slam" etc - but none equals the difficulty or rarity of achieving the only true Grand Slam.

Hence, it has only been achieved in Singles tennis play by two men and three women: Don Budge and Rod Laver (twice), and Brinker, Court and Steffi Graf, respectively.

Other sports use the term to portray winning all of the major championships in one calendar year (ie golf). In Baseball it refers to hitting a bases-loaded home run and in Contract Bridge it refers to winning all tricks in one hand.

Rod Laver is the only player in history to win the Tennis Grand Slam twice.

Tennis Grand Slam by BeBopnJazz June 8, 2009

tennis weenis 

An unexplained, chronic pain in the skin, often termed the weenis, attached to your elbow. May often occur where the weenis is scraped, as in a scraped elbow.

Fell off my skateboard, went to the doctor. I'm okay, I just have tennis weenis.

tennis weenis by hessica moredis March 16, 2010