Taking a wide V

When a lady participates in the act of man-spreading. man-spreading

I tried to squeeze in on the bleachers, but Angela was taking a wide V.

by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment

A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

God taking pictures

It's storming.

F: Hey joe, what's all that noise and the flashes?
J: Na man, it's just God taking pictures.

by matdoya November 7, 2010

Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.

Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(

by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003