Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
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Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
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