trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.

Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!

by afj21 June 6, 2018

Trumplestoopfuk

Trump + Stoopfuk=Trumplestoopfuk

That Donald, he's such a Trumplestoopfuk

by POOKIES PLACE July 11, 2017

Trumparalysis

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.

I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.

by Ivan Early March 23, 2017

trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!

Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!

by evildave March 20, 2017

Trumpnado

The totally disorganized chaos that makes up the Trump administration. No one knows what President Trump or his Cabinet will say or do with regard to his administration, national or international issues at any given time. Infighting, betrayal and self-destructive behavior are an integral part of daily life in Trumpland. Trumpland, Trump kingdom, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trump armor, Trumpspeak, tweetnado, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, The Apprentice, Make America great again, The Donald

I would love to be a part of a presidential Cabinet, but working for the Trumpnado must be rough.

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2017

Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.

Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"

by Huntress CC June 7, 2017

trumpkinder

Followers of Donald Trump who espouse hatred, misogyny, bigotry and racism.

After the recent presidential election, many of the Trumpkinder started to spout their hate filled rhetoric.

by Nipple master November 15, 2016