Synchronized rimming

The act of licking each other's assholes simultaneously. It is believed to be one the original Olympic sports.

Synchronized rimming is the only sport my gf and I genuinely enjoy together.

by ElAteo June 10, 2015

synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.

LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

by jotahu May 24, 2016

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

symphany,tamiyah,tyla & india

symphany,tamiyah,tyla & india is the best of friends & the bombest 4/4 out, bitches hate them fr .. but that's cause THEY AIN'T THEM lmfaoo but nah fr symphany,tamiyah,tyla & india has the most genuine, loving, & toxic friendship but they love each other the most and would rather be friends and have each other than anyone else. BE MORE LIKE THEM cause be honest.. who doing it better?? no answer right ? Exactly cause ain't NOBODY doing it better than them<33 xoxo

"there go symphany,tamiyah,tyla & india again, they really the best friend group out!!"
"omgg look its the 4/4, lovee they whole life"
"man look at the 4/4 we need to be more like them"

by whoisthisuser March 1, 2023

Synchronisitis

When you randomly check the time and the minutes are almost always the same.

"... Did you ever notice that about eleven? Every time you look at your clock it's something eleven?"-Roseanne Barr Synchronisitis

by Jch1985 October 4, 2019

synchronization

The activity of two or more things happening at the same rate.

"Seventeen are always in synchronization"

"Seventeen are deserving of best male dance performance because of their crazy synchronization"

by wzsnippiercing February 1, 2020

Shit Symphony

1. A shit session that features more than one bowel movement.

2. Shitting more than once in a very brief period of time.

I was in the bathroom for over an hour. Turns out I had to compose a shit symphony.

by DrSwampenstein May 26, 2010