The little containers that fries come in from the drive thru (or those other mysterious options that allude me).
Maybe I am just super gassed and most definitely a little bit off today (and the past 47 years), but do the fries in the bottom of the bag taste WAY better than in the tater swaddler?
by Licky Ladies July 19, 2023
Get the tater swaddler mug.On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
“You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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