click_switch

he was able to pull and i wasn’t so look up to him because he has bitches and you don’t you fucking loser now stay lonely like your literally the mega mind meme “no bitches” bro like this man’s was able to pull some before you were able to talk to a women you virgin you fucking disappointment no go play fucking league of legends you bitch 🚫🤷 ♀️

oh wow click_switch was able to pull bitches and i’m still a loser

by iplat February 21, 2022

the great switch

when someone completely switches cliques, like when someone goes from being a prep to nerd, or emo to jock

guy #1: when did that dude turn all emo
guy#2: oh him, he went on the great switch last week

by Jdlw August 11, 2010

switching

An older (70s-80s) term that means to walk in an exaggerated motion, where you are rocking, or "switching" your behind back and forth to get attention. Streetwalkers do this to get the attention of johns. Therefore, switching is not seen as a positive term. It's a term used for someone who is considered slutty, promiscuous or just a plain showoff. Usually used for women but also sometimes for effeminate or gay men.

Look at this chick walking down the street. As soon as I drove up, she started switching. She still ain't gettin' no ride. I gotta get over my mom's for some of her bomb ass potato salad.

by not for nothing May 24, 2016

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

Bait And Switch

Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)

He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.

by ModernWebster August 28, 2016

switch it up

When one direction isn't working for you and you need to change the direction you're going, or how you're approaching the situation. It's a statement that things will be different now. Life sucks right now, time to SWITCH IT UP!

Shondo was cranking that handle trying to get the door open and he tired quickly but instead of giving up he shouted "SWITCH IT UP" and switched hands and continued on bravely.

Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.

by Skedoozy January 12, 2017