The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011
Get the Postman's Surprise mug.Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.
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The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.
by Bob statutory December 30, 2020
Get the Shannon Butt Surprise mug.Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
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by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
Get the i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again mug."Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."
by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009
Get the Pavel Surprise mug.1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
by hacker lovers May 6, 2009
Get the Surprise of The Century mug.When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
by Stcsucks08 November 6, 2011
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