Stiff Pussy

Someone who has thick beefy vaginal walls.

Oh Baby I can't get it in...you have stiff pussy girrrl

by thickbeefy November 8, 2015

stiffy chugger

one who "chugs" or quickly swallows a "stiffy", aka boner, hard-on, wood, tube steak, skin flute, or for those of you who are still in the dark, an erect penis; blowjob

can also be used via chug my stiffy or i got my stiffy chugged

"does she give good head?"

"yeah, she's a damn good stiffy chugger"
or
"yeah, she chugged my stiffy"
or
as an insult

"chug my stiffy!"

by wimbo October 7, 2009

Stiffy

A stiffy is an extended clip on a gun.

My gun has got a stiffy

by Urban gang November 29, 2017

Lady-stiffy

The result in a female's panty area when a heightened state of sexual arousal is achieved.

"When Hugh Jackman ripped his top off in X-Men, I got a right lady-stiffy, I can tell you.

by Eema Braazkumov November 30, 2013

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Stiff Nips

A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.

1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!

by DeeJayy Coco Cee March 11, 2008

stiff upper lip

An English term meaning to keep all your feelings bottled in

"You should be more open to people"

"I can't, I keep a stiff upper lip"

by strengthchip January 21, 2009