Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

shitebag

A wee feartie or scaredycat. Usually in reference to one's avoidance of excessive drug consumption, avoidance of excessive drinking and altercations involving taxi-drivers.

-How come yer no drinkin' the aftershocks the night then?
-Ah joost don't feel like it.
-Shitebag

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

SBITE

an acronym for- shoot(fuck) the bitch in the eye... founded in Kingston, NY and inspired by Leroy Fist. It's a form of punishment to bitchy hoes.

"the bitch was pissing me off so i invented the sbite and sbited the shit out of her... now she only sees in 2d- i think i taught her a lesson" - Leroy Fist

by niggaajames February 4, 2009

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

White Shite

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.

I'm running up the shop to get a bottle of the white shite.

by Ryz April 25, 2006

shitem

A term used by law enforcement on the east coast to describe criminals. May be spelled "shitim" "shitum"

Look at all the shitems clockin' on the corner today. Our holding cells are filled with shitems.

by Frank Castle July 3, 2006

go and shite

Irish... same as... "go away", "Yeah Right"...

Person 1... Lend me 50 quid
Person 2... Go and shite!

by Cully April 1, 2003