stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.

Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."

by levychevy March 31, 2013

Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016

gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy

Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy

by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017