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stealing lollipops

To thwart another's success through subversion unbeknownst to that individual or others.
Did you see how Dave's been stealing lollipops? Dave talked to Darrell's boss, and now Darrell isn't going to get the promotion they promised him.
by X3th July 12, 2008
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Donald Sterlinging

-The art of saying incredibly ignorant phrases while having no clue it is offending everyone.

-An act of revenge by a spouse for cheating costing roughly $2.5 billion, a basketball team, and an instant college refund.
Person A: I just can't stand blind people.
Person B: That's rude, don't you find that offensive?
Person A: Not at all, I'm sick of them not seeing me!
Person B: Wow quit Donald Sterlinging.

"Honey, how dare you call me racist, I give these people fried chicken, watermelons, coupons to Wal-Mart where they can buy new shoes they probably made, 6-star Chinese food cause you know they'll eat it, and sand to play in!"
by Zgregabro April 30, 2014
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Sterling Knight

Gorgeous new teen heart-throb. Stars in Sonny With a Chance a Disney Channel show. Makes you want to lick the television.
Was in 17 Again, a movie with Zac Efron. Before he did the movie with Zac Efron he hated him. Has an amazing smile!
by ManSKisFit August 2, 2010
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Sterlinged

When you get hit with a ball on the face. (Derived from sketch football/volleyball player Scott Sterling).
Every successful athlete must've been sterlinged once in their life.
by xpldngktns May 24, 2016
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Sterling

Something or someone that is absolutely fabulous. Stellar. Not quite platinum and awesome just the same.
Lady Gaga gave a sterling performance on Dick Clarke's Hullabaloo last night.

Have you met my friend Sterling? He's a stellar guy. You'll dig him.
by DurtyNelly January 10, 2012
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stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
by Alex Conway January 20, 2009
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stenling

An abnormally long and thin penis that resembles a rod which is long in length but has a very small circumferance.
Richard can't satisfy his wife because he has a stenling.
by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006
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