Stache Coup

When a sports team is able to trade away a non-mustachioed player for a
mustachioed player.

The Lakers got Adam Morrison for Vladimir Radmanovic in a Stache Coup.

by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009

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stachaphobia

the fear of mustaches

Jeff Foxworthy's mustache gives me stachaphobia

by JAP tupper July 11, 2010

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Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019

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Stachenese

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!

Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

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Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!

I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!

by MS.M-R April 10, 2020

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SechitoAlex is a smart person. They unfortunately have a big ego that gets in the way of their likeability. They think that they're gaga for some reason because their last fancam sold like 2m units idk 🤣

You're such a fad, SechitoAlex.

by DYNASTYCRAWLING October 11, 2020

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