standard glue

to be expected, as standard

When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue

by Big aldo July 13, 2018

standard cocksucking

The best way to ask for a blow job with no strings attached just a booty call with no relationship goals P.S. does not matter what your sexuality is because it's STANDARD.

When you go up to someone and ask them what you can get for $300$ then they reply "standard cocksucking "

by LOGICALDURO66 July 12, 2017

Low standards

Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.

-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?

-Yeah dude, she has very low standards

by grossm4nn June 26, 2023

Living Standard

A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.

HTML5 is a living standard.

by JMC43 June 25, 2018

Standard Pattern

A family owned pattern shop in Fort Wayne, IN. Home of the CHUCK FINA T Shirt.

I need to have some castings made, I should go to Standard Pattern Co for all my casting needs.

by CHUCK FINA Fort Wayne,IN April 18, 2009

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 18, 2008