Living Standard

A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.

HTML5 is a living standard.

by JMC43 June 25, 2018

The Thriller Standard

Where fans, various music review sources and others use the Thriller Album to compare it to all other Michael Jackson's musical works and CD/album releases.

A review system of using the musical compositions on the original Thriller album released on November 30, 1982 to judge how great MJ's other works should be, knowing that other works will never live up to what that album was able to do musically, lyrically and for the music industry as a whole.

MJ's latest CD release is a hodge podge of garbage his producers need to get back to The Thriller Standard.

The Thriller Standard is the only standard for me.

The Bad Album only sold 30 million copies worldwide, MJ was off his game he can't touch the Thriller Standard.

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE December 18, 2010

standard cocksucking

The best way to ask for a blow job with no strings attached just a booty call with no relationship goals P.S. does not matter what your sexuality is because it's STANDARD.

When you go up to someone and ask them what you can get for $300$ then they reply "standard cocksucking "

by LOGICALDURO66 July 12, 2017

Low standards

Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.

-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?

-Yeah dude, she has very low standards

by grossm4nn June 26, 2023

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

Standard Pattern

A family owned pattern shop in Fort Wayne, IN. Home of the CHUCK FINA T Shirt.

I need to have some castings made, I should go to Standard Pattern Co for all my casting needs.

by CHUCK FINA Fort Wayne,IN April 18, 2009

Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021