Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
by NotMarcus October 8, 2014
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The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.
I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*
by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016
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2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
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2: A small creature that Moves quickly on all fours.
3: A word used for insulting a dispicable being.
2: A small creature that Moves quickly on all fours.
3: A word used for insulting a dispicable being.
by Will Rowen February 19, 2007
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Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"
Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"
Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"
by madboxofrox November 29, 2013
Get the Squant mug.The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
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