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Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.
I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.
by Kerplah July 8, 2014
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squint

1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work
"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.
by Arkaxow April 7, 2007
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Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010
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take a squirt

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt
by ssssifu January 19, 2011
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Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.
"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"
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rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006
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Scissor Squirt

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.
I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.
by heartsvag March 29, 2010
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