Circle glow squid

A stupid glow squid who likes to cancel his friends on twitter for absolutely no reason

Hey you're circle glow squid? Oh then stop using Twitter.

by Some emerald guy November 15, 2021

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

squid cock

1. a disorganized mess

2. a situation in which no one is pleased

"This place is fucking squid cock"

"Man, we couldn't b e deeper in this squid cock"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

Squid Head

(1.) Those scene girls big trendy haircuts with a giant poof on top of there head.

(2.) Extremely teased hair.

*NOTE: You may add a hyphen in between the words making it Squid-Head.

Dale: Say Joe is that what Urban Dictionary the most coolest site in the world defines as a Squid Head???

Joe:By George it is what do you know i bet she will be balding by the age of 5

*Men go back to drinking there Tea*

by MiggytheRin April 2, 2010

squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

by Eric Wu June 2, 2007