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Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no
by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022
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squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
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Lipstick skidmarks

When lipstick gets smudged on a cock while giving a blowjob
She left several lipstick skidmarks on my cock last night. I loved it!
by ButlerX July 14, 2017
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reverse skidmark

Dear, why do you have a reverse skidmark in your jockeys?
by Captain Khaos October 15, 2017
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thanos squidward

thanos has his own squidward who can lift pebbles and stuff
by (☞゚∀゚)☞ May 6, 2019
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360 SQUIDWARD

Highyly intelligent being born from the continum of time and space itself.

Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.

person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...
Look at his 360 squidward! XDXDXDXDXDXD
by [Calcium]-sample text- November 12, 2019
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