squelch

to attach to like a suction cup

Kevin squelched onto his big brother when he came home.

by mfoley October 2, 2008

Squeemo

A word to be used in the place of an expletive.

"HoLY SQUEEMO, BATMAN!"

by Max & Nys May 4, 2006

Squeemy

A greasy feeling in the anus. Associated with the sensation that you need to wipe your ass. But no matter how much you wipe the sensation still remains.

Damn... I've got the squeemy's so bad I've wiped my ass a hundred times and it still feels wet and greasy!

by Cowtown Slim August 19, 2009

squelching

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006

squeemo

A portmanteau of the words squee and emo (or screamo). Essentially means the indie/emo/pop-punk scene of bands whose main selling point appears to be that they can make girls squee. Generally found/famous through Myspace and Purevolume

Their fans can typically be heard saying "But they're so cute! This song just makes me squee!"

"Oh wow, you're into *Band Name Here*? Ehh, I don't like them that much, they're kinda squeemo."

by RuruMZ February 3, 2008

squerm

n., adj.: One who is made more uncomfortable in an already uncomfortable situation. Particularly in natural yet guilty-for-them social situations (most typically involving a situation with sex where they know what's up in their own right but can't let on, i.e. porn is put on in a social setting and they act like they're confused or offended).

At the ultra-hip artsy-fartsy liberal party Jacklyn projected porn on a wall in the background, yet the supposedly free-minded people were discovered as squerms as they ran for snacks and talked smack about what the heck was going on, all the while watching in their peripheral vision.

She acted squermy when we discussed riding a train in front of her yuppie college friends but changed it up once they left.

They were really squermy as I schooled them on classic cartoon art porn in front of their revolutionary art peers. Fucking squerms posing. Learn your contemporary history instead of squirming around.

by Kapowski December 28, 2008

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007