Squilf

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

Squerfin'

When a fart possibly becomes a shart and your running with cheeks a clenchin' to check the outcome.

Dude, get outta the way now! Im squerfin'!

by schmoy101 October 15, 2008

squef

Squinty-Eyed-Fuck

Let's shoot carrots and squef and his weird girl thing

by kodyiminthesnow September 1, 2010

squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

squeef

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

by 'dklfj August 2, 2007

Squeef

A penis fart

EEEW!, he squeefed in my milkshake

by mathnerd October 29, 2008