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Squeek

A word used to describe a high pitched noise. More commonly used its the word squeak.
When I opened the door I heard it squeek.
by ThisPageIsDumb March 4, 2016
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Latest Squeeze

Latest boyfriend/girlfriend. Not a serious relationship.
Matt: I've got a girlfriend.
Sarah: Ah, your latest squeeze?
by Miako_Samuio September 14, 2009
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squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by stockman09 January 21, 2010
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Squeeze and Squish

The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.
She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.
by Banana42 April 18, 2010
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Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Squeeblers

Elongated banana-shaped breasts
He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.
by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013
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Electric squeeze

It is a gay or straight maneuver, but the electric squeeze is when you put your testicles into the partner's anus. This causes a squeezing sensation that will electrify your nutsack.
"Can you give me an electric squeeze again?"
"Yes, I love that maneuver!"
by Poopy pants99 August 21, 2014
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