check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

squatrack

a work out machine that works you tricepticles and shoulder extentions, the weights are usually tape rolls or a jumprope on either side. one roll of scotch tape is usually enough for me.

"yo, you want to squatrack."
"sure man! idk if i can my abcepticalipses been hurting,
i just want a roll of the scotch tape on each side"
"come on pussy get the duck tape"
"no man, way! to much for me!!"
SQUATRACK

by mcentee December 1, 2006

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Squatting moose

An insult for people named ariana

Ariana your such a squatting moose.

by Piggyfat October 18, 2008

squattro

any hobo like person that tends to shower and masturbate in public bathrooms.

That fucking squattro is rubin' one out in the stall again!

by LPC September 6, 2003

squatter

A punk/hippy/crusty who voluntarily lives a portion of his/her life on the road or hopping trains. Many squatters are against organized work, religion, conservatism, etc. A lot of squatters are also vegetarian or vegan, but not always. They also may decide to bring a guitar, mandolin, or other acoustic instrument on the road to play for money, which is soley invested on meals and road snacks.

That guy's dad was a squatter, can't you tell? They have a VW van and huge plants all around their house...

by max_fool November 13, 2005

squatter punk

Dumb punk rock kids who think they might look cooler by being homeless and smelling like shit.They usually have rich parents that want them to come home very badly and can buy them anything they want.They spange and often say they need the money for train tickets to see their family in some other city but end up buying beer with it.

Person 1-Look at that bum over there.

Person 2-Thats not a bum that's a squatter punk

by itssotrue August 27, 2009