Squat to Pee

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009

Squat Squad

A group of friends who bond over leg day.

I just saw those guys at the gym. They are so buff. That squat squad is goals.

by kuidaoray January 8, 2017

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

squat tink

a synonym for bitch.

"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"

by Vax October 20, 2007

Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008