Skip to main content

jack squat

by piewire September 19, 2003
mugGet the jack squat mug.

Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006
mugGet the Squat Product mug.

Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.
Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.
by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017
mugGet the Hawaiian squat mug.

Diesel Squat

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011
mugGet the Diesel Squat mug.

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.
I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.
by Tubzilla December 17, 2008
mugGet the squat trust mug.

squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.
"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"
by chandler bateman November 29, 2011
mugGet the squat-spot mug.

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously
i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!
by tim jhonson December 2, 2018
mugGet the squat jerk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email