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Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!
by DartDuck November 30, 2024
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Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
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Spigger

Male or female of Hispanic origin, typically a second generation Mexican American who idealizes drugs, guns, ski masks, and money spreads. You will find them binging alcohol (preferably buzz balls or alike) on a given weekday. They almost always have 2+ kids with snot tunnels and dirty diapers, but their children have brand new Jordans. They do not typically partake in lucrative hobbies or careers, and you may be scared to walk past them in public.
That right there is a family of spiggers.

Why would you make that spigger your baby daddy?
by Ninaguerita November 12, 2025
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Leak Springer

Thomas: Wow my friend wet my bed.
Patrick: Yea, he is such a leak springer.
by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012
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ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
by Steven Grand September 25, 2013
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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 5, 2017
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Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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