tuba sloth

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.

That girl is such a Tuba Sloth

by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

sloth man

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.

Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'

by Dr Man March 24, 2005

Scoth

A sloth like and lazy creature that lurks beneath the shadows. When not preying on children this creature can be seen on various surfaces moving with slothlike movements. This name is derived from a combination of Scott and sloth

Run away it's a Scoth!

by Scoth the sloth July 20, 2011

slothenly

A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.

I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress

by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007

sloth attack

-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.

-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.

Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.

by Preston Stell June 20, 2007