Spork

The Act of Spooning, then Porking.

My night of spooning with my girlfriend got better when she got frisky and we porked. We sporked.

by SumDum21 November 30, 2011

Spork

To "fork" whilst you spoon

We were just spooning, then things happened and we ended up sporking.

by Mr. Father-guy May 9, 2011

Spork

a implement used in the consumption of food. It is a piece of cutlery combining elements of Both spoon and fork. Creating something that can be used to eat both Pasta and soup.

" Dude, these noodles are too runny for my fork!"

" Then use a Spork..........Tool"

by Lewie D August 14, 2008

SPORK

n. a combined spoon & fork.

Can you please pass me the spork?

by karroll March 22, 2009

Spork

Spotted Pork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.

by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

spork

Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.

Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007