Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.

EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.

by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013

Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.

Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.

by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022