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Tit-Slogan Townie

A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"
1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."

2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"
by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006
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Slog

A creamy, white fluid expelled by various orifices of the body in times of a great excitement.
"Guy 1: Dude, I think I just slogged all over the place. It was too good."

"Guy 2: Bro, clean that shit up, it's gonna stain your mom's rug."
by UrbanMasterBait March 29, 2017
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slogobi

A slowly-moving zombie, short for "slow gozing zombie." Popular among college students.
"What would you do if there was a slogobi outbreak?"
"Run! Those slogobi's can't catch me"
by BTight May 4, 2010
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Slog

A slang used for a person that is lazy and looks like a sloth, but energetic and jumpy like a frog. Therefore, they are a slog.
“Bro, why does Francesca look like a slog?”

I dunno man. She’s probably a sloth frog”
by charlie.pflug October 22, 2018
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splegotnia

It's basically a sickness where you take a random household object and start humping it. Researchers are not sure where or when this fenomen originated, but it is believed to have spawned from children wathcing too much pron.

(spluh GOT nee uh)
Why is your son here Ms. WHite?
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia
by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006
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shlog

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".
Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!
by Gyro-Beau June 20, 2004
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slogging

intransitive verb. To go out with preset expectations to find the most raunchy, slimy, disgusting, slow, slutty, and hogish girl (most similar to a slog). This typically is an undertakening performed by less than attractive men who make it a frequent hobby.

As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.

However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.

Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.
Me and my old roommate used to be real good slogging partners. We both treated it like fishing, but there was one key difference, he was really trying to catch something. I knew fishing the waters of the local bars was pretty bad, only catfish and sea walruses out there, but my roommate used to just take whatever was the catch of the day and bring it home to show off.
by ToastedZergling December 7, 2006
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