shamu splash

When a man ejaculates into a womans pie hole and she proceeds to spray it back into his face as revenge.

Pssshhhhhh - I shamu splashed you bitch!

by caitatron June 26, 2009

Splash Cache

The place in a woman’s mind where she keeps her sexually desired people and fantasies to access during any time of passion with either herself or others. I.e., the female equivalent of the “Spank Bank”

Oh man, Cate Blanchett is super hot in Ocean’s 8. She is definitely in my Splash Cache

by SpaceGirlK May 29, 2019

splash blumpkin

Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.

My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.

by John Slivka January 1, 2007

quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'

That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.

by Quim man December 13, 2006

splash the pot

a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.

We only practice safe sex. Usually we just splash each others pot. Tim loves to splash the pot.

by Night Poker November 10, 2010

poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009

Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011